Just Smile

This is me.

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emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a god

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Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

(via sunalwaysshining)

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

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